What are the most impressive answers given by Cortana??

  We all have been definitely looking for this!!

 What does Cortana mean?

Marry me?

Do you like Steve Ballmer?

What's the best phone?

What are you wearing?

What's the best computer?

What does the fox say?

Where do babies come from?

Do you like Bill Gates?

Do you like Satya Nadella?

Do you like Apple?

Do you love me?

Do you like Microsoft?

Talk dirty to me.

What's the best tablet?

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Shobhit Chaurasia, CS Undergrad, IIT Guwahati

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F*** You

Bitch Please

You bitch

Can I kiss you

Are you better than Siri?

I hate you

I love you

Best search engine

Do you know Siri ?

When were you born?

Do you have family?

Are you dead?

What is a typical day like for a software engineer at Google?

1. Get picked up by frequent Google Shuttles near your home

Bike to work or take your bike in the shuttle racks for an evening biking.

2. Free wifi in the bus to start checking your mails, calendar or just browse

3. If you did not bike to work have a workout at the gym

4. Have free breakfast with some variety

5. Some teams have daily standup meetings

6. Start coding. All Engineers either get 2 24" monitors or 1 big 30" monitor.
High end workstation. Ergonomic chair, Ergonomic keyboards. Macbook pro/Macbook air/Linux/Windows laptops!  Bean bags lying nearby.
Attend a meetings. Based on your role you might attend one to tens of meetings every week. Attend meetings at different buildings spread over a vast campus and use shuttle service or help yourself with gbikes.

7. If you get bored have fun with slide

or play

or bowling at

or climb

swim at endless lap pools

or have some refreshments at micro kitchens in less than 100 meters from your desk

or just relax at

7. Get back to work

8. Decide which cafeteria you would like to have a meal today!
Enjoy the different cuisine tasty food with a hell lot of choices.
The number of choices is much more than that for breakfast and dinner

Don't forget the deserts!

9. Get back to work

10. Have dinner again at these amazing cafes and get dropped with the frequent comfortable shuttles.

If its a Friday, celebrate TGIF with snacks and alcohol.

If you want to take a break from these perks you can work from home too :)

Occasionally you would also use onsite haircuts, onsite doctor, massage, attend tech and non-tech talks!
Go for team offsite and ski, snowboard, go-kart or Las Vegas ...


The best part is everyday you get to talk to the smartest people, learn and grow!

Happy Mothers Day!!

Love you Amma!!!

Thank you for being there everytime for me.... ;)

Unlimited hours. No breaks. The most important job in the world is also the toughest.
Surprising end.

To add to the conversation, Tweet: #worldstoughestjob

From American Greetings and Cardstore.




We've seen our fair share of job interview spoofs and we've seen our fair share of salutes of the moms of the world. And as Mother's Day approaches May 11, we can expect to see a lot more. But we don't recall ever seeing a mashup of the job interview spoof and pro-mom campaigns.

Well, now we have.

Mullen Boston crafted a campaign entitled World's Toughest Job for American Greetings' CardStore that launched with a fake job listing which included a list of stringent requirements:

Constant exertion
Continuous standing
Work 135 hours per week
No breaks
No vacations
Increased workload on holidays
Excellent negotiation and interpersonal skills
Degree in medicine, finance and culinary arts
The job listing — for Director of Operations — was promoted with paid advertising and received over 2.7 million impressions. Just 24 people applied for the job and were interviewed via webcam. The applicants reactions are priceless. Especially when all is revealed at the end.

The aha moments each of the applicants experience do wonders in reminding the rest of us that the job of motherhood (and it still is mostly a mother's gig even though fathers pitch in more and more) is truly challenging.

After the emotional reveal, viewers are told, "This Mother's Day, you might want to make her a card." Brilliant really.